Go ahead and split yourself off a little more.

Cast out the women priests and the non-celibate gays, along with all the so-called heretics and whatnot.

When they take all the crucifixes, stained glass, candles, incense, good singing and music, vestments, ancient Bibles, reverence for Christ in the Holy Eucharist, coffee and donuts with them, you’ll finally be left with the Church of Ultra-Conservative-Old-Fogeys-Who-Sit-Around-in-a-Puritanical-Service-and-Smugly-Revel-in-How-Orthodox-They-Are.

Meanwhile, the rest of us will be worshiping God at a Solemn High Mass in the Church of Fabulous.

Beaux


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